Oct 25, 2016
I am making my dogs omelettes in the morning.
They love it.
It’s true, my family and I are all a bit snobby about food.
In an over-quick yes, my fiancé mistaken said yes to a quartet of baby chicks. “Yes” to her meant that we would talk later. “Yes” to me meant she found them in boxes on the kitchen counter...
Oct 2, 2016
Not to be indelicate, but it is a menstruation. And I walked right in on her.
I am pretty sure she was thinking: I need to get a bell around that guy’s neck. Clearly he was not raised right.
The four chickens in the backyard are laying eggs now. And I am eye-balling them every few hours waiting for the next one...