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A Well Run Life

Nov 30, 2016

You never want to call someone crazy, but he was dressed in the blues of the local mental hospital. We were standing in front of a local grocery store. 

I truly enjoyed this neighborhood.

But, family and friends found this an unusual predilection of mine.

A cross dresser in his early 70’s fed stray cats outside...

Nov 13, 2016

In cultural wisdom that I have incorporated into my world view, I learned that there are two dogs inside all of us.

The good dog.

And the bad dog.

And they fight with each other.

Which dog wins?

The one we feed the most.

Oct 25, 2016

I am making my dogs omelettes in the morning. 

They love it.

It’s true, my family and I are all a bit snobby about food.

In an over-quick yes, my fiancé mistaken said yes to a quartet of baby chicks. “Yes” to her meant that we would talk later. “Yes” to me meant she found them in boxes on the kitchen counter...

Oct 2, 2016

Not to be indelicate, but it is a menstruation. And I walked right in on her.


I am pretty sure she was thinking: I need to get a bell around that guy’s neck. Clearly he was not raised right.


The four chickens in the backyard are laying eggs now. And I am eye-balling them every few hours waiting for the next one...

Sep 26, 2016

My organic chicken is in a giant Tampax Tampon carton.


This vexes me.


However, Costco is unmoved by my consternation. It is possible they did not even notice.